STATUS UPDATE!

why? because reading it once on facebook just isn't enough.
the so-far status updates of 2009:

january
3: hold me close, young tony danza
13: loves emails that include the word buttloads
17: is finally back in the state of the bluths, tanners, and cohens
19: got a little pink in the sun on the beach today!!!!
20: can't wait to chill with m-i-c-k-e-y tomorrow
22: got dissssed by a turtle
23: back in the library for an exciting evening
24: finally organized her crazy jumble of mission pics. a year and a half later...
25: is awkward the new charming? please...?
27: placed a temporary hold on her personal mucinex boycott
28: feels like poop poop poop, and bought tylenol cold so she can resume her boycott
29: (still whining) hates that she can't eat triscuits 'cause her throat still hurts. also, the weird popping in the left ear is getting old...
30: a little more phem and a little less eu

february
1: sliiiiim pickin's
2: has a job again!
3: wants to go camping something fierce
5: wants to go to there
6: doesn't know what to wear to this toga party
7: is making babies in the library...http://www.vw.com/vwhype/babymaker/en/us/
11: is in the library again. unfortunately, no babies are being made
13: hearts the d-land crew
17: wishes you all a happy Life Day
18: is old enough to know, but too young to care
20: is angry at the wii-fit
21: knows a date is successful when you get a free pair of socks
22: would like to thank the academy...for hugh jackman's singing and dancing
24: asks "is this about what happened in the bathroom? 'cause there wasn't enough room to cuddle"
28: is studying...on the beach

march
1: imaginsiff
2: is a riot on an empty street
3: can't rule out buried treasure. fiji, anyone?
4: thinks it should never rain in fiji
5: nobody's gonna rain on my parade
5: wishes she weren't such a procrastinator and could join the giant game of library tag. sigh.
6: can enjoy the weekend now! woot!
7: politics+religion+second date=bad news bears
8: is tired of bears
10: my kingdom for a foot massage!
12: whoa overtimes
13: dear new facebook, i like you even less than the old new facebook. please change. for me. love, lauren
15: laughcoughlaughcoughlaughcoughlaughcough
16: doctors aren't allowed to go on spring break
18: is getting ready to cough all over disneyland
20: i'm FINALLY going to see slumdog! text if'n you wanna come
21: well, that was a freebie
23: is the star of her new favorite song
25: strep, mono, mrs. barlow, fruit plates, o'dea, messy room, the beach, docility, and bears
27: LOVED IT
29: is off to write that hit song, alone in my principles
31: my creepy stalking skills have failed me

april
2: dreams of horses
5: lost at sequence, dumped by bob, spilled my dinner. worst. day. ever.
5: made up with bob, ticked off hannah, ate two cinnamon rolls. best. day. ever.
6: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8b39gIMMqr8
9: has sehnsucht, thanks to her skinny, lung-dwelling-fat-kid brother
10: won't be setting any personal records today :-( hahaha
11: hehehe i'm evading taskmaster bianca!!! look at me reveling in my freeeeeedom!!!
12: evaded and reveled too much
12: i am not amused. how am i supposed to change my siblings' profile pics to resemble mine if they all go and get new passwords and conveniently forget to tell me!! y'all have ruined my easter fun
13: 30 days!

i need an intervention.....